#doesnt bucky look like someone who just found out that the love of his life is into someone else
omg the new batman movie actually looks really good u guys
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
Katie Vernon's adorable critter illustrations. <3
THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.
should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT
Women of tumblr, lesbihonest now
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Sebastian Stan gets choked up talking about how much his mother means to him…
#watching this has been the biggest mistake i have ever made in my entire life (x)
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica
Almost got her!!! @marvel
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
there’s a bigger sea for a girl like me.