introducing Suave Scientist Ed
i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……
no stop reblogging this guys these jokes are horrible and ed is a loser
no they’re amazing but yes he’s a loser
Geeky pick-up lines Carlos occasionally uses on Cecil. Carlos knows they are awful and corny, and he says them for a laugh. To Cecil they are completely endearing, mainly because he doesn’t get the joke and thinks these must be genuinely sweet sentiments. Carlos feels a little bad when he realizes Cecil is not in on the joke, but Cecil isn’t upset at all; he’s just delighted for Carlos to be trying to use his words more (since he seems rather quiet and shy) AND by the fact that they are sweet words about him!
I think once again I unintentionally had a no-plot fluffy-fic idea.
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.