funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well
And some with jellyfish, too, because reasons.
I’m a bad boy and I need to dance
If I don’t dance, no romance
Feel like dancing? Dance for me
The first dance is always free!
Small Town Witch, Jimmy and Kitty
Give up, Emmet
FJDKJSDG this is perfect omfg
Calligraphy by Tolga Girgin
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL
Can your dad be my dad
I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny
This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.
Jewish And Arab People Posing Together Online, ‘Refusing To Be Enemies’
In the midst of news about the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict, some people are posting photos online for an international social media campaign on Facebook and Twitter, with the hashtag, #JewsAndArabsRefuseToBeEnemies.
Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
Had to bold that comment
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all